the-insultana-of-ott:

bex-chan:

i woke up to this

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and actually fell out of bed

and then this was in the article

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so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

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(via seafood-shutdown)

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

(via seafood-shutdown)

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds
raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

spoopyegbert:

losthersugarplums:

callieohpeee:

a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!

inTERNET R Ela T ion SHIp????????…………n O

n oT I N t his hOU S e yo u nG La dY

(via eatmycrazybipolarface)

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

(via eatmycrazybipolarface)

rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

(via eatmycrazybipolarface)

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

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shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(via biscuitcannibal)

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit
scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

(via eatmycrazybipolarface)