overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via bloodfestbutterfly)

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

(via firebendingwizard)

witchbat:

nerd

consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

(via firebendingwizard)

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

(via firebendingwizard)

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via firebendingwizard)

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via firebendingwizard)

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via whatiftattoos)

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

(via whatiftattoos)

brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

(via firebendingwizard)

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(via whatiftattoos)

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history. marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(via whatiftattoos)

thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ
thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ

thejewishprincess:

recoverykitty:

chelsea-cakes:

I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids!

Omg

I am losing my shit with the DJ

(via firebendingwizard)

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

(via firebendingwizard)

blindbeards0llux:

ask-an-mra-anything9:

cakeandrevolution:

Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.

Yet I bet these feminists would have no problem with raising the minimum wage for women only, leaving men unable to feed or shelter themselves. Because feminists are trash.

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(via fabchekov)